Apparently, Metro is cracking down on illegal fireworks this year by launching a website to field complaints. That’s right, they don’t want you to call.
Officials are asking residents to use the website rather than call police to help keep emergency lines clear for other calls. In other words, please stop making those bullshit complaints about your neighbors.
If you want to be that guy or girl nobody likes, complaints can be filed anonymously at ISpyFireworks.com.